REASONS WHY GEORGE COSTANZA AND I ARE THE SAME PERSON
- •Our love for velvet knows no bounds.I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable. My ideal life, would be a life ensconced in velvet.
- •We are both masters of the perfectly constructed lie.Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
- •Our three favourite things are sex, food and television.And we will forever be found trying to combine the three.
- •We're both disturbed, depressed and inadequate.We have it all.
- •Neither of us has ever been anyone's type.
- •Only by following the complete opposite of all our natural instincts, do good things start happening to us.Nothing good has ever come from tuna on toast.
- •The only way we communicate with our parents is by yellingSerenity now.
- •We both look great reclined on sofas in just our underwearJust take my word for it.
- •We both love a good nap.I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.