REASONS WHY GEORGE COSTANZA AND I ARE THE SAME PERSON

  1. Our love for velvet knows no bounds.
    I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable. My ideal life, would be a life ensconced in velvet.
  2. We are both masters of the perfectly constructed lie.
    Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
  3. Our three favourite things are sex, food and television.
    And we will forever be found trying to combine the three.
  4. We're both disturbed, depressed and inadequate.
    We have it all.
  5. Neither of us has ever been anyone's type.
  6. Only by following the complete opposite of all our natural instincts, do good things start happening to us.
    Nothing good has ever come from tuna on toast.
  7. The only way we communicate with our parents is by yelling
    Serenity now.
  8. We both look great reclined on sofas in just our underwear
    Just take my word for it.
  9. We both love a good nap.
    I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.