How Old I Feel

Not a spring chicken any longer.
  1. I can see the young person that once was the old person standing in front of me.
    It's no longer just a sea of grey.
  2. I bring things close to my face when I read them.
    Even though I can see fine, I still instinctively do it.
  3. It's the tenth anniversary of The Hills.
    Never forget Justin Bobby
  4. I'm living through the next round of a trend.
    And this time they look dumb.