Reasons Leaving Town Is So Stressful

A vacation should be relaxing, but getting to where you're going can ruin the whole damn thing.
  1. Last minute packing.
    Forgot everything I needed.
  2. Too much caffeine all day.
    Crashing, crashing, zzzzzz
  3. Where the hell did we park the car?
    Thwarted by street cleaning yet again.
  4. Need to clean the whole house before leaving.
    So that I don't roll into a fetal position when I come back.