THINGS I LEARNED WHILE VACATIONING IN KEY WEST

I just got back yesterday, and it was pretty ridiculous
  1. It's a great place if you are a swinger - I am not
  2. Wearing a bra is optional - wearing any clothes are optional, really
  3. There are a lot of adorable kittens
  4. This week was "fantasy fest" - go at your own risk
  5. You may see some crazy CEO's or ranch owners getting wild - or your mom and dad
  6. They have great sunsets
  7. And the people are friendly - and may want to take you and your S.O. Home with them - if you are into that
  8. You can ride mopeds - my favorite
  9. You can go see 'Robert the doll' who is a total creep