SKILLS I SHOULD REALLY BE ABLE TO PUT ON MY RESUME

I'm good at this stuff. Real good.
  1. Shopping
    I am a hell of a shopper. In any shopping situation, I am ready: flea markets, malls, antique stores, boutiques
  2. Gift Giving
    My shopping skills translate well here. I'm a great gift giver
  3. Procrastinating
    Something needs to get done? No worries! I'll just, uh, be over here doing a million other things instead
  4. Napping
    I can nap with the best of them. At work? No sweat! Middle of a busy Saturday? I just need 20 minutes. I'm the Maid of Honor at your wedding? Just lemme grab a few winks before the ceremony
  5. Binge Watching
    Oh, there are new episodes on Netflix? I'll just be here glued to the computer for the next couple of days
  6. Snuggling Dogs
    I am an equal opportunity dog lover. If a dog is even a little friendly, we're gonna be snuggling