THINGS THAT MAKE ME IMMEDIATELY GRUMPY AND WHOSE RECTIFICATION MAKES ME IMMEDIATELY HAPPY AGAIN
Please don't try to interact with me when one of these circumstances arises. I will not be a pleasant person (sorry). (Surprisingly, I don't get hangry. Hunger is something my nerves can bear...)
- •Smudges on my glasses lensesIf you don't wear glasses, you cannot imagine how annoying it is to see the world through dirty glass. Every light has a halo and it is MADDENING. Solution: clean lenses with tepid water and dish or hand soap and dry with a shammy. Then return to regular life a happy person.
- •Having to peeI can manage to achieve something while having to pee, but if anything goes wrong I will have NO patience for it. Solution: acknowledge the problem and pause activities to find a bathroom. Return to life a comfortable, agreeable person.
- •A cluttered worktopWho can focus with junk covering their work surface? Solution: organize stuff into piles or better yet, get it off the table/counter completely. Return to life a productive, calm person.
- •Beats-heavy music in the background while trying to talk to someoneException: on a night out, when that's supposed to happen. But at home or in the car? Music OFF, conversation on.