The first one is weird but hang on
  1. My very first crush was Inspector Gadget, I was 6
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  2. Around the same time Dick Van Dyke on Mary Poppins made me feel curious and strange, I don't think I had sexual feelings toward inspector gadget after being surprised by this
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  3. Then came my longest childhood crush Adam West as Bruce Wayne
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    And I had a secondary crush on Burt Ward
  4. Tony Lucca from the Mickey Mouse club, I had to look up his name, I promise I don't remember it after all these years
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  5. Zack Morris
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    My first blonde
  6. Robyn Lively
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  7. Paul Newman
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