1. I'm procrastinating on grocery shopping
  2. I'm dreading going in to try on shorts
    Static
  3. I'm taking photos of my newly done nails
  4. I'm taking photos of my newly done eyebrows
    Static
  5. I am hiding evidence of Taco Bell
    Static
  6. I'm listening to Skeptics Guide to the Universe
    Go check it out, my fav podcast
  7. I have to pee so bad that I can't even move