Reasons why I'm sitting in my car in a parking lot

  1. I'm procrastinating on grocery shopping
  2. I'm dreading going in to try on shorts
  3. I'm taking photos of my newly done nails
  4. I'm taking photos of my newly done eyebrows
  5. I am hiding evidence of Taco Bell
  6. I'm listening to Skeptics Guide to the Universe
    Go check it out, my fav podcast
  7. I have to pee so bad that I can't even move