Every Roommate I've Had So Far
Inspired by @sarahtrue
- •The noviceFreshman first semester. Never really clicked. So naive that I convinced him the caffeine in Irish coffee counteracted the alcohol (Spoiler: it doesn't by a long shot). Tended to write angry stalkerish letters to the pretty girls on the floor.
- •The superiorIn his mind, anyway. Insufferable. Witness to me losing my virginity in that he was in the room at the time.
- •Best friendfrom high school. One of the only bright spots in a house of five.
- •The fiancéeThe other bright spot - until she tried to murder me.
- •The blackout laySame house as the others. I don't remember the sex, but I wish I did.
- •The free loaderThe final one in the house. Best thing about her is that she invited me to an orgy.
- •Best friend, part deuxThe next year it was just us two. We stopped being friends after I had sex with his girlfriend in a threesome.
- •At that point I realized I don't get along well with roommates.