QUESTIONS I ASK MYSELF AS A HETEROSEXUAL MALE

  1. Why are girls so damn pretty?
    I find it hard not to find females -all females - lovely and desirable. Just a plethora of soft & curvy. In addition...
  2. Why do they smell soooooo good?
    I'm a huge fan of a woman's natural smells. Skip the perfume, if you ask me. It's probably a pheromone thing that I'm particularly sensitive to, but good god! Hair, skin, and... Other parts. I could inhale female scent for hours. In light of my first two points, I have to ask:
  3. How are not all women lesbian?
    Guys are disgusting. Hard and hairy. And they have this gross penis thing. Seriously... How can you even?