Random thoughts about past lovers
Not a comprehensive list
- •The FirstUnintended. We were naked and making out. It just happened.
- •The AvailableThe biggest rack I've ever seen on the smallest girl I've been with. We were in college.
- •The ForeignerWet is an understatement.
- •The ThreesomeOne of whom was my roommate's girlfriend. Roommate was not involved.
- •The RoommateNot the same roommate as above. In a house with me, another guy, and three girls, we got drunk. One of the girls and I paired off. We made it clear to each other that we were not interested. Next thing I remember was us waking up naked, hungover, and plenty of evidence that horny trumps interest.
- •The ActorFellow cast member. After her boyfriend dumped her, I was a willing rebound. Very enthusiastic and limber.
- •The Ex-wifeSecond date sex. The bedside lamp may or may not have been broken in the act.
- •The subMuch BDSM.
- •The HooverDown to give blowjobs anywhere. Literally anywhere.
- •The VirginVery conservative household. Said "fuck it" in college.
- •The TakenShe was married. I was not.