THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT THEIR PARTICULAR STATE THINKING IT'S UNIQUE TO THEIR STATE

Spoiler: it's not
  1. Mosquitos
    • "State bird" • "As big as Volkswagens"
  2. Road construction
    Yeah, yeah... One of two seasons.
  3. Weather
    We know... "Give it a minute and it'll change"
  4. Drivers
    Always driving slow in the left lane? ✔️ Paralyzed by rain? ✔️ Can't zipper merge? ✔️
  5. Hipster central
    Yours and every major metro area.
  6. All the damn Californians are migrating there and ruining everything.
    Except Californians wouldn't say that.
    Suggested by   @bluepuddles
  7. Humidity
    Suggested by   @MatthewAlmont
  8. "It's the new Silicon Valley!"
    Suggested by   @crossedties