THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT THEIR PARTICULAR STATE THINKING IT'S UNIQUE TO THEIR STATE
Spoiler: it's not
- •Mosquitos• "State bird" • "As big as Volkswagens"
- •Road constructionYeah, yeah... One of two seasons.
- •WeatherWe know... "Give it a minute and it'll change"
- •DriversAlways driving slow in the left lane? ✔️ Paralyzed by rain? ✔️ Can't zipper merge? ✔️
- •Hipster centralYours and every major metro area.
- •All the damn Californians are migrating there and ruining everything.Except Californians wouldn't say that.Suggested by @bluepuddles
- •HumiditySuggested by @MatthewAlmont
- •"It's the new Silicon Valley!"Suggested by @crossedties