TIMES I HAD NO IDEA GIRLS WERE HITTING ON ME

I was a clueless young man at times.
  1. High school. Skinny dipping.
    A naked girl pressed up against me and asked me to "warm her up."
  2. High school. Beach.
    A girl took off her bikini top and asked me to rub oil on her. Also wanted to make sure I got her upper thighs.
  3. College. Party.
    Two girls took off their tops so I could decide whose tits were better.