Because I'm not on them.
  1. Location specific stand up lists.
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    Do you even know I live here?
  2. 30 under 30
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    Ugh I've done nothing.
  3. Gay comedian lists
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    Literally such a small pool.
  4. Forbes 500
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    I have a car but no gas in it. How's your island?