LISTS THAT MAKE ME INSECURE

Because I'm not on them.
  1. Location specific stand up lists.
    Do you even know I live here?
  2. 30 under 30
    Ugh I've done nothing.
  3. Gay comedian lists
    Literally such a small pool.
  4. Forbes 500
    I have a car but no gas in it. How's your island?