1. Movies starring a strong female lead who comes off real gay.
  2. Documentaries that will keep your depression constant.
  3. Netflix original series that were made in a hurry.
  4. Romantic comedies you've masturbated to in the past year.
  5. Historical documentaries that will make you seem smarter than you really are.
  6. Movies you can pause to pick your split ends.
  7. Movies you don't want to show up as seen on your moms Netflix account.