things tinder boys should stop doing
- •holding up fishwhy? why are you doing this? fish smell bad. do you want me to think you smell bad?
- •pictures with mommomma's boy. that is all.
- •mirror picswhen did the MySpace mirror aesthetic come back?? it didn't. so stop.
- •ab picsyou know, the ones where you hold up your shirt. if you're at a beach-- okay. if not you should stop
- •"I hate the drama"that's a dramatic statement. I expect a scoff and a roll of the eyes after that statement. plus, had a man ever said "I live for the drama"?? no. no they don't. not even actors.
- •"just chillin haha"say you want casual sex in conversation, not this douchey statement. you will get laid more, I promise.
- •"Do people read these?"oh wow. you made a clear and condusive statement on the shallowness of tinder. you're on tinder. you're also shallow. just like me so take it down a notch plz
- •carspersonally I dont care about cars, but it also makes you look like a douche because it just does and you know that
- •bank statementsokay I've only seen this 4 or 5 times and I just want all you dumb boys to know I'm doing what I can to steal all your money you dumb little boys.