REASONS WHY I SHOULD BE YOUR PLUS ONE TO WEDDINGS

  1. I can talk about anything.. Even if I have no knowledge of the subject
  2. I'll absolutely kill it on the dance floor
  3. I know how to utilize an open bar
  4. I won't complain about the entree
    I'll just be hella glad I'm at a wedding
  5. I'll diffuse awkward situations by making a fool of myself
  6. You don't have to hangout with me afterward
    You'll think you're using me but in fact I'm using you to get to a wedding
  7. I can promise you I won't catch the bouquet
    I don't have the eye hand coordination for that
  8. You can eat my dessert!
    What's better than that??