1. How you can get away with not doing laundry for an ungodly amount of time
  2. How to unsuccessfully get yourself out of weird/uncomfortable situations
  3. Insights on just HOW awkward one being can be
  4. Learning not to hate yourself for eating an entire bag of white cheddar popcorn
  5. "The road to success is paved with empty coors lite cans"
  6. Your boss isn't condescending, he just truly believes you're 15 years old
  7. Why the amount of snacks you can fit in your pockets directly corresponds with your amount of happiness
  8. Yes, you do need those calories
    @meg1 "are you sure you NEED that pizza...." 😑