THINGS I'VE THOUGHT DURING THIS CHRISTMAS EVE

  1. Where's the booze?
  2. How much booze do I pour?
  3. ..when will people stop asking me where I go to school
  4. Yes.. I'm a senior..
  5. Did I use the right glass for this drink
  6. Fuck I'm aleepy
  7. Help
  8. Where's my dad
  9. DAD?!?
  10. Okay found my dad
  11. This meats gross
  12. Am I vegetarian?
  13. This is my fourth drink
  14. Am I drunk
  15. Am I yelling
  16. I'm drunk
  17. And yelling
  18. Merry Christmas