THINGS MY 4 YEAR OLD SISTER HAS SAID

Bailey is 4 and she's a psychopath.
  1. I am going to kill myself!
  2. Aunt Courtney you should bring a baby to Christmas. A dead one.
  3. Those pandas are going to fall and die.
  4. You're lucky to have a freckle on your belly. I want a freckle on my belly.
  5. Are you KIDDING ME?! I LOVE this!
    While opening a hello kitty blanket. She's 4.
  6. Mom you're rude. Santa will bring you nothing because you're so rude.
  7. I am the fartest!
    She can't say smartest
  8. Mom I am going to start a small fire in the street
    Not just a fire. A small fire.