All said in about 8 minutes
  1. Oprah put your bra on. Maureen, have you seen this? Her boobs are flying everywhere.
  2. Seriously. She's wearing a throw up pee green pullover and jogging in a park, tits swinging everywhere.
    About Oprahs weight watchers commercial
  3. Jane needs help with her hair.
  4. Jane is a dildo.
  5. I hate Jane.
    Janes in a yogurt commercial and the victim of my moms wrath.
  6. Ugh, God. Bears don't wear under wear! So dumb.
  7. Ew. God! Did you hear that?! "You should use it, Skids." Yech.
    About those dumbass charmin bears