Thoughts had while experiencing a malfunctioning toilet that's not in your own home

  1. Okay, gotta make this quick
  2. Look at all these weird knick knacks in here.. What possesses someone to put a porcelain child in a bathroom
  3. Let's see what's on Twitter...
  4. Snapchat..
  5. Oh god it's been way too long
  6. *flushes toilet, toilets not having it*
  7. Fuck
  8. Fuck fuck fuck
  9. Okay let's turn the sink on, totally plausible I'm washing my hands and not panicking at the non-flushing toilet
  10. It stopped running, let's try it again
  11. FUCK ITS OVER FLOWING
  12. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS
  13. DO THESE PORCELAIN CHILDREN YIELDING HEATHENS HAVE A PLUNGER
  14. FOUND A PLUNGER
  15. *furiously plunges*
  16. Praise be to everything it's going down
  17. Oh hell yeah to that healthy sounding flush
  18. *leaves bathroom sweaty from panic and plunging, a half an hour later*
  19. Damnit
  20. Ah god I didn't wash my hands