Doing some dumb boot camp bullshit.
  1. I considered eating a crouton off of the floor at work
    My boss had just yelled at me and I was feeling down.. Lay off
  2. I actually dramatically frowned whilst driving by a Noodles.
  3. I opened my pantry and deeply, deeply signed.
    Cmon just ONE fudge stripe cookie PLZ!?
  4. Became unreasonably intoxicated in a short span of time*
    *see my previous note about my latest Thursday
  5. I almost shat myself while driving today.
    This more than likely doesn't have to do with lack of carbs but it happened
  6. I've on more than one occasion caught myself dreaming about meatball subs
  7. Pray for me