WHY I ENJOY BEING HOME ALONE

  1. No pants, no problem
  2. I can binge watch without being judged
  3. I don't have to close the bathroom door while using it
  4. Don't wanna get dressed after my shower? DONT HAVE TO HOME ALONE!
  5. I could get in a good cry without being questioned
  6. I can scream all the things I want
    Neighbors might come into play with this one
  7. It's quiet
  8. No pants required
    I know I already said this I just really don't like wearing pants