Things To Do With Your 96 Year Old Mom At The Retirement Home

  1. Walker dancing.
  2. Sneak Sriracha into dining hall.
  3. Make a break for it and hit the creamery down the street.
  4. Get that poker game going with the ladies, playing for rights to the new male nurse services.
  5. Wheelchair wheelies.
  6. Playing keep away with Head Nurse's cap.
  7. Medicare document confetti.