7 THINGS I COULD BE FOR HALLOWEEN BUT PROBABLY WON'T

  1. 1.
    Robert Durst's Burps
  2. 2.
    The kale stuck between Oprah's teeth
  3. 3.
    The tildes that sandwich a ~quirky~ word
  4. 4.
    Drake's chunky sweater
  5. 5.
    The missing E in the The Weeknd
  6. 6.
    Sarah Koenig's voice
  7. 7.
    Chris Christie's camel toe