These plants are fed up. Their petition brief reads as follows: Dear Foodie Culture (whatever/whoever you are), Why must there be food trends? Why can't there just be food? We've been around since long before you were born and will outlive you. Respectfully submitted,
  1. Kale
  2. Portobello mushrooms
  3. Brussels sprouts
  4. Cauliflower
  5. Farro
  6. Quinoa
  7. Millet
  8. PS - Roasting is not a recent invention.
    My grandmother, may she rest in peace, called it "putting the thing in the oven."
  9. Namaste.