Why You Should Learn to Cook

  1. 1.
    You will save many $$$ that you can then spend on good wine or new shoes.
  2. 2.
    Cooking skills are permanent life skills that will make you a more human human.
  3. 3.
    It's actually fun.
  4. 4.
    Your already great popularity will become greater.
  5. 5.
    You get to be the mayor of your own kitchen.
  6. 6.
    Revelations and interesting new friends await you in that wild frontier called the center of the grocery store.
  7. 7.
    Your meals (and you) will be happier and healthier.
  8. 8.
    Your infinite creativity will once and for all be confirmed.