Why You Should Learn to Cook
- •You will save many $$$ that you can then spend on good wine or new shoes.
- •Cooking skills are permanent life skills that will make you a more human human.
- •It's actually fun.
- •Your already great popularity will become greater.
- •You get to be the mayor of your own kitchen.
- •Revelations and interesting new friends await you in that wild frontier called the center of the grocery store.
- •Your meals (and you) will be happier and healthier.
- •Your infinite creativity will once and for all be confirmed.