Songs I Would Dominate a Lip Sync Battle With

Just ask my car or shower head.
  1. 1.
    "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly
    "Collect so much grass popo thinkin' we mow lawns!" (tosses blades of green grass into the air)
  2. 2.
    "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from Lion King
    I'd hire a golden retriever to ride around like a lion and simultaneously shake maracas.
  3. 3.
    "Where is The Love" by the Black Eyed Peas
    I'd need a random Uber driver parked on stage and to plant myself in the passenger seat to recreate my many thrilling practice performances.
  4. 4.
    "Knockout" by Lil Wayne
    Tear up the rapping game while Ronda Rousey's kick to the face plays on a big screen, repeatedly behind me.
  5. 5.
    "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Michael Jackson
    My aheeeeheee's are disgustingly on point. Along with leg kicks, moonwalks, and dramatic body flails.