Things Likely to Be Heard at the Sedar Table

It can't just be my family..
  1. I never like the look of a lamb shank
  2. Do you shank someone with a shiv, or shiv someone with a shank?
  3. Only your grandfather gets to recline
  4. Maybe we should call this "M fest." I will need Metamucil and Merlot to chase all this matzoh.
  5. Irma, can you make me a plate with some gefilte fish?
  6. You can find the matzoh hiding in the VCR but you can't find a nice man to bring home?
  7. Bitter herbs.