1. Spilling coffee on the person in front of me in the dead center of a huge lecture hall
    He had to towel himself off with loose leaf paper. 😬
  2. Just slightly tripping on the sidewalk and actually horribly injuring myself.
    Like blood streaming down my leg injury. This actually has happened twice.
  3. My professor telling me we would be visiting Dachau on a trip to Germany and ignorantly replying with a huge smile "that's awesome!"
  4. Finding my coat (that I thought had been stolen the night before) soaking wet outside of a bar and bringing it home as if I had just seen it there and wanted it.
  5. Accidentally sending my (very serious) thesis advisor a link to the YouTube video "Shit No One Says" on g chat.