THE ZODIACS (BASED ON PEOPLE I KNOW)
Sorry if you don't like yours, maybe my classmates should have been nicer to me.
- •AquariusY'all are neurotic as shit. I don't care what you think the world sees; we know you have anxiety. It's okay. There are tissues in my purse, stop crying.
- •PiscesI don't know a single one of you who doesn't own 300 different items (ex: shoes or shirts) in every color. You all do it. But, thanks for being good listeners.
- •AriesPeppy. Ambitious. Stubborn and know too much about one subject.
- •TaurusYou guys love the finer things in life. You might be minimalistic, but damn. You like expensive minimals.
- •GeminiUsually good at keeping conversations going, but not at when they need to stop. Harsh critics of self, and often others.
- •CancerTemperamental. Moody, and sometimes that's because the energy of the group wrecks you.
- •LeoCheck your pride. Don't continue to do things because it will hurt your pride. Life is tough, so are you.
- •VirgoMicromanagers who use too much lavender oil. Try yoga.
- •LibraHilarious balance of truly mean sass and compassionate listening.
- •ScorpioA well of *~fEeLs~* who don't know how to feel them (and handle them thoroughly).
- •SagittariusMean in a debate. Finicky eaters who like wine.
- •CapricornFor such an independent sign, you all have a fear of being alone.