THINGS MISS HAVISHAM AND I HAVE IN COMMON

Full disclosure, some of these are guesses
  1. Am a single lady
  2. Am a control freak
  3. Need a manicure and a haircut
  4. Don't have a lot of patience for jam-hands little kids (especially boys)
  5. Not very interested in sunlight
  6. Am a creature of habit
  7. Like to wear the same thing every day
  8. Would eat stale cake no problem
  9. Live in decaying filth and it's fine