Michael is a goddess
  1. "Is this diy or did you buy this?"
  2. "Nugget has really big balls....he doesn't like when you play with them though...(nugget is my guinea pig)"
  3. "Did YOU give him a bone today?"
  4. "Buddy, your meat smells delicious!"
  5. "All millenials are socially liberal unless you're a Mormon or have something seriously wrong with you."