THINGS YOU DO INSTEAD OF SLEEP WHEN YOU TELL YOUR ROOMMATE YOURE NAPPING
- •Stare at the ceiling and think about what you will eat once you are done "sleeping"
- •Think about how jerking off makes you sleepy
- •Maybe jerk off
- •Check your emailsAnd keep refreshing your inbox as if waiting for something really really important like a dominos delivery update
- •Realize sleep is for the rested
- •Lose all hope of sleep