THINGS YOU DO INSTEAD OF SLEEP WHEN YOU TELL YOUR ROOMMATE YOURE NAPPING

  1. Stare at the ceiling and think about what you will eat once you are done "sleeping"
  2. Think about how jerking off makes you sleepy
  3. Maybe jerk off
  4. Check your emails
    And keep refreshing your inbox as if waiting for something really really important like a dominos delivery update
  5. Realize sleep is for the rested
  6. Lose all hope of sleep