UNTRUE THINGS THAT WOULD BE WEIRD TO TELL SOMEONE YOU JUST MET

  1. I have a shellfish allergy
    Why lie about a food you are allergic to? Unless you're on a plane and want the vegetarian meal
  2. My front teeth are fake
    Just putting it out there
  3. If you need a mechanical pencil, I have a bunch you could use
    "Yeah thx, I might take you up in that.." Also--I don't know if I've ever written out the word "bunch"... It's a bit weird. Bunch... Bunch.
  4. My given name is Bernice.
    Although I have to say that I enjoy being called Bernice. Bernice is my chosen alias of sorts and in spite of weirdness, at times I do tell people it's my name. Usually doesn't take long, though, before I come clean.