KEY QUOTES FROM MTV TRUE LIFE: I HATE MY BUTT
as spoken by Derec, a baseball bro college senior whose awesome butt gets him too much unwanted attention
- •"All I want is the respect of my peers and the ability to wear normal pants again"
- •"I'm getting less ass slaps and more ass compliments"
- •"It's just nice to be able to fit in a pair of board shorts finally."
- •"Let's turn the page. Let's get drunk on the beach."
- •"As far as the booty goes, it literally is behind me."