1. Saw a tk maxx
    because js are too American. I made this same joke on my Instagram. Here it is in in colored filter glory.
  2. I took a tram to Edinburgh Airport
    They really like the word alight here. I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever use this word ever in the US. I didn't really know what it meant, but I inferred using context clues. Thanks second grade!
  3. Listened to Undisclosed's covering of the Adnan hearing
    Those podcasters want to bone Justin Brown.
  4. Listened to Ansari's Modern Romance on audio
    This is where I really picked up the term "bone"
  5. Scottish tap water tastes so good
    I noticed this as soon as I got here. Then I saw this on yik yak.
  6. Fell down some steps at the house where Rudyard Kipling lived
    You'd think this would make a good story, but really it's just so. Also I have a huge bruise on my