THE BEST THINGS THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLERS I WORK WITH HAVE DONE

  1. Started writing a YA novel entitled "Rebllion: Stoneleaf's Desperate Choice"
  2. Answered "Because he was always hype on the court" when asked why he is inspired by Michael Jordan
  3. Told me that namaste means "thank you" in Japanese
  4. Sat three in a row at their cafeteria table all talking nonsense on bananaphones
  5. Used a middle school photo of Beyoncé in a presentation about Michelle Obama
  6. Made me this, thanking me for nothing in particular
  7. Accused me of running ahead of them on purpose, when I am simply walking with my adult sized legs
  8. Said "Oooooh, single!" in a Kelly Kapoor voice upon hearing that I am not married
  9. Spelled parentheses "perinthesees"
  10. Claimed that Michael Jordan was in Rocky