Adult Things I Still Can't Do

(That are pretty necessary for survival)
  1. Taxes in any form. It feels like a trig class except with no professor and no practice problems and if you fail you go to jail so
  2. Unclog a toilet
  3. Transfer data from an old phone to a new phone without losing something vital like contacts or my sanity
  4. Make an omelette
  5. Go to bed before midnight
  6. Converse in small talk with strangers without wanting to take my own life