Things I've Done in the Year Since Graduating From College

It's been a wild ride.
  1. created an Instagram account for my sister's cat
  2. begun opening every single snapchat discover story every single day and reading it in its entirety
  3. marathoned all of the Bring It On movies
  4. succumbed to a retail job, then swiftly rejected it again
  5. played every single Nancy Drew computer game in the series
  6. called myself a "freelancer" at doctors' offices and parties
  7. watched Ally Mcbeal with my mom
  8. refused to go to graduate school