THINGS I DO THAT ARE KINDA SUBTLY MEAN

  1. Unfriend people on Facebook on their birthday
  2. Leave only a little bit of milk; enough for cereal, not enough for a glass
  3. Not wait to hold the door open even when the person is only like 15 feet back
  4. Put my headphones in so I don't have to say hi to people I see that I know
  5. Pretend I don't recognize people from my classes when they sit in my section at work
  6. Leave my laundry for an hour even when the dry cycle lasts only 58 minutes and the laundromat is kinda full