BAD VERSIONS OF THESE THINGS ARE WORSE THAN NO THINGS AT ALL

Sometimes bad versions of good things are still tolerable and even maybe enjoyable (ex. french fries, butter, Christmas movies), but other times, they're terrible and should have just stayed home. This list is for the latter and was inspired by croutons at the Minneapolis airport.
  1. Croutons
  2. Oboe playing
  3. Watermelon
  4. Ted Talks
  5. Massages
  6. Apples
  7. Chicken nuggets