FOODS I CANNOT

i could maybe be convinced?
  1. nutritional yeast
    let's play the word association game! i'll start: vagina
  2. hemp hearts
    i guess they're not bad, but they're also not... good?
  3. amaranth
    what is this, a popcorn for ants????
  4. spaghetti squash
    maybe i can, but only if all of the real spaghetti was destroyed and i was left with no choice
  5. groats
    🙉 they're probably fine but that word sounds like it could be a hairier alternative to grundle or gooch
  6. nettles
  7. unsalted anything
  8. einkorn, spelt, millet, emmer, kamut, teff
    would it be ok if i simply sub equal parts all-purpose flour and cocaine