*INSTRUMENTS* REQUIRED IN THE OPERA I'M PLAYING RIGHT NOW

These are aside from the normal ones, like vibraphones, triangles, gongs, etc. The opera is David Little/Royce Vavrek's Dog Days.
  1. Espresso frother
  2. Small black vibrator
    Well, it doesn't need to be black, but ours is
  3. Hanukkah gelt wrapper
    The score just calls for foil but gelt wrappers are the perfect size and thickness. Also I got to eat chocolate 🍫
  4. Garbage can lid
  5. Hand held fan
  6. Dog whistle
    The opera is about a man in a dog suit, so this could have been kitchy, but it's not, it's effective
  7. Break drums
    Really dirty ones
  8. Chain on a stick