IS THIS WHAT WRITING A COOKBOOK IS

  1. Exhale audibly, look down at a batch of muffins that you suspect are a failure
    Ad lib bad posture
  2. Furrow your brow
  3. Pick one up, take off its clothes, examine it
  4. Take one large bite, chew it up, think about it
  5. Walk to the garbage and spit it out
  6. Repeat
  7. Drink tequila