MY WEEK SO FAR, IN NUMBERS

  1. 7: tacos eaten
  2. 5.5: eggs eaten
  3. 2: gifts received
    a vanilla bean from @alanakysar (I've never owned a vanilla bean before!!!) and six little bottles of gin from the nice flight attendant because she reads my blog
  4. 3: times in the past four nights that I checked for monsters under my bed before going to sleep
  5. 7385963: times I checked my email and didn't respond to anyone
  6. 5-ish: follow up emails received
    Go away
  7. 30-ish: times I apologized to people for being too drunk at a party last week
  8. 10: new people I met
    👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯