PROBLEMS THAT I DESPERATELY DO NOT WANT TO FACE

  1. my refrigerator smells like shit
  2. the mole on my side butt
    if it's not 3-D does it need to be removed???
  3. i'm turning 26 this month and haven't signed up for insurance yet
  4. my pinky toenail fell off yesterday
  5. someone who wasn't invited to my wedding is mad about it
  6. the six partially eaten cakes in my deep freeze
  7. i have gotten zero work done since joining list app
    thx @josh 😛
  8. my mayonnaise fetish