REASONS I DIDN'T HAVE COFFEE UNTIL 1:27PM TODAY, AND THE CONSEQUENCES

  1. no bedside coffee maker
  2. ran late
  3. assumed there would be coffee at the thing i was running late to
  4. there wasn't
    you're fired
  5. thought there would be an appropriate time to sneak out of the thing and get coffee and then return
  6. there wasn't
  7. consequence: i couldn't accurately express how excited i was to hang out irl with @eatthelove, @lilydiamond, and @alanakysar
    i was really excited
  8. another consequence: afternoon coffee makes me stay up all night long
    but i can't not have coffee on this day