STATES I HAVE BARFED IN

in chronological order
  1. Illinois
    too much velveeta cheese
  2. Wisconsin
    went camping and didn't fully cook my hot dog
  3. Pennsylvania
    in a dorm room, all over a leather marc jacobs bag
  4. New York
    drunk
  5. Minnesota
    my husband told me he had food poisoning so i sat closely to him on the couch but he actually had the stomach flu and gave it to me
  6. California
    it was literally purple
  7. Hawaii
    food poisoning. luckily we were at a hotel with really comfy beds and a good tv so being bedridden wasn't that bad.